Marital ArgumentsThe 12th Doctor and the Tardis are having an argument. Neither of them is going to back down.Marital Arguments by Betawhofic
The Doctor sat in the Tardis corridor, leaning back against the wall, his fierce eyebrows glaring at the opposite roundeled wall.
“Look, I know you’re irritated at me, but is this any way to behave?” His hands hung between his knees, and the corners of his mouth turned down.
The Tardis hummed across his back and buttocks, the floor hard underneath him. He turned and glared at each end of the corridor. Both of them stretched out forever into the distance, no door in sight.
“If you think this is going to make me change my mind, you are sadly mistaken.”
The lights dimmed and brightened, the quality of the hum changed to a buzzing that snapped at the base of his skull.
“No, I am not wrong, and I am not going to apologize. You had it coming.”
The lights went completely off, leaving him in Stygian darkness. The air around him wafted out scents
Cloistered (PG-13)The Doctor painted a picture of Clara while cloistered in a monastery. But what would happen if River arrived? (This is rated PG-13.)Cloistered (PG-13) by Betawhofic
He sucked in his gut and lifted his chin haughtily.
River strode around him, looking him up and down. She bit her lips, a tight little smile. “A monk’s robe really doesn’t become you, Sweetie.”
He let out his air with a whoosh, and slouched. “Well, it wasn’t exactly my idea,” he waved around at the dim monastery rooms around them. “I’m looking for someone, I just meant to come check the birth records here, then I got a bit distracted.”
River walked over and tilted her head at the painting. “So I see. She’s very lovely.”
The Doctor shrugged. His eyes went to his wife, his eyes slid slowly over her. “Will you pose for me?”
River turned to him, a bright-eyed look on her face.
He bolted the chamber door, then spread out the cleanest and thickest of the be
When He Was YoungSometimes River met the Doctor out of order, she had to be careful at those times, their timelines were fragile, anything could disrupt them.When He Was Young by Betawhofic
But sometimes he was hard to resist...
He was so cute!
River grinned to herself. He was so adorable at this age. Young, grouchy, full of his own importance, impatient, and accompanied by her equally young and befuddled mother.
River skipped a step on the stony beach, then smoothed herself down and strode elegantly, she turned seductively, "Can you sonic me?"
She didn't smile, but she gave him a little bobbing curtsey when he resentfully soniced her computer.
It was too fun to ruffle his feathers at this stage. Oh, being stuck with Stormcage and having to deal with the Church, while he was all unaware was a pain.
It was a bit unnerving in a way, she felt like she didn't have her usual backup in him, although she knew older him would arrive instantly if she sent out a call for help. He was nice like that.
But it was fun to get younger him. H